Near-Unification

There will be a man, Jhanicun Witzedefi whose good at programming and glad he is but lacking a wife, incomplete. He’ll not be bad looking. His frame’ll be skinny without reaching a point of frailty, his black hair will have a sheen that Pantene Provene “treatments” can’t pull off, and he’ll stand pretty strait. When he works at his desk he’ll be hunched, focused. Jhanicun’s eyes, thin things with brown beauties in ‘em, will squint up close to a computer’s light. Whenever talking to someone though, he’ll have his chest forward, shoulders back. When he’s working hard he’ll tap around his keyboard in-between typing, to keep a rhythm to his thoughts. There’ll be women in his office too. Mostly ones who never expected to woo a man. Women who committed themselves to self-support, suspecting they’d have no husband. But then they’ll fulfill their own expectations with uncared for looks. (There will be some women in the office though, a few, worth looking at and talking too.) From a bachelor-prospector’s judgment seat. Jhanicun’s handicap will be that he does not expect a good-looking woman to like him. He’ll approach them but he’ll do so in a deceitful manner with airs and shows that don’t befit him. Women who stay dating Jhanicun for a while will never feel they’ve come that close to him. Because they won’t have. He’ll phase in his true self leaving his would-be lovers unsure of whom they’re really with. Eventually one or the other’ll break it off. This won’t happen a lot, most of Jhanicun’s time will be spent at work or on personal projects requiring programming. Don’t feel bad for Jhanicun because his unmarried state won’t bother him a whole lot.

One of the personal projects he’ll steep himself in for hours will be an ideal digital woman development. His passion won’t be derived from dirty thoughts, romance, his age, a want for a wife, or any similar thing. It’ll be a work in a long string of works (varying in subject) he will put equal effort into. A day will come in which he’ll finish this problem, have developed his concept of what he wants in a woman (regarding physical traits) and spend some minutes enjoying his program because it represents both greatness in himself and potential greatness in another.

Unbeknownst to Jhanicun when he makes this program will be Navelim Sumukhshoji A/P Ipansapan Sumukhshoji. Navelim lives relatively close to him, considering the transportation that will exist in his day. She’s a woman who will: smile at sad-looking strangers, buy fruits for her elderly parents, make decent money by well-using what small opportunity will be afforded her in the tiny town she calls home, know a little of her people’s older dances, plan to buy a fourth car, and highly value her health. Most important in relation to ignorant Jhanicun will be that Navelim will possess every physical characteristic he included in his perfect-woman-program. She won’t have many prospects for marriage because she’ll live in a community with very few men her age. Most people there will be elderly.

It would satisfy my curiosity to know what would happen if they met each other and dated. Yet they never will…

Navelim will die, despite all her beauty, an unmarried woman. Her time on Earth will be marked by wise work, noble pursuits, and a sweet manner. Jhanicun will come to marry a woman at 46. Despite their ripe old ages, this will be a union of passion that ends when their sexual urges strength leak out of their softening bodies. They’ll divorce. Jhanicun will stick with work and his second wife, never having kids. His life will be marked by attention given to things he was taught are important despite that they aren’t, working for fun, and brevity.