Thursday, November 24, 2011

All You Need to Know

While the fall lineup of wars are underway





US warns Citizens

EU Sanctions Syria

Iran Threatens to Deny Oil

Arab League Gives Syria 24 Hours

Turkey's Ambitions

Iran will Defend Syria

CIA and Mossad Attack Iran

Iran Captures CIA Agents

Lusitania in Tonkin





















the following image is the homepage top story for CNN.



News you can trust...to be propaganda.


Apparently the most important thing for a major news agency's audience to know this holiday is we should be cheerful and optimistic like these exemplary downtrodden Americans.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

The Civilized

Tad's bedroom floor was moist. Heat came through the pads of his feet and as he reached for a thought, half-substantial in torrential soup, water clung and by vibration was wrung down his C-Pane like alcohol on wax paper. What to do tonight? He spun his C-Pane's dial 20 units to the left and it became clearer. Pressing his hand to the kosralite he felt some of the storm's chill. He liked storms. At his friend Neigh Ley's house they've Listeners for their C-Panes: family member says the word and they're clearer or more obscure. Tad wishes his home had those too but his grandmother says it's good he gets the exercise of dial-spinning. She says folks who get used to things doing what they're told get bossy. A loud rumble of thunder ripples the words out of him (dead beetle's beaten from a rug). He imagines himself out there. In the cold, shivering, hiding beneath trees so he can attempt sleep w/a little more warmth, dryness, and quiet. How terrible. Tad is switched on. He hops over to the family's underline EyeShare and calls Neigh Ley.
Neigh Ley is practicing his turntable task. If he shows his Master he can alter two classical songs well enough for them to be mistaken for a piece from the last decade he'll be a task closer to MC Journeyman.
At Tad's house a stand’in plays, "Peace be upon you, the day find you well. I'm not by my 'Share, what have you to tell?". Neigh Ley isn't that cordial in real life.
On Neigh Ley's personal EyeShare Tad is recorded -wild faced. "We should get a primitive man! I have it all figured out: we'll show him to the Donation Center so he's fed, let him hang around the houses and everything. Do you think our parents will go for it? Oh man, it'll be fab! It'll be like charity but we'll be like explorers too. Remember that show where they showed primitives Tutlos and they haunted? Who knows what he'll do. Is it just me, cause I think this'll be fun. Anyway...call me back man. If you wanna do this clear it w/your family and I'll check w/mine. We should get Jamin in on this. I'll show him next. Peace".
A boy about their age is tending a monkey-troupe for his kinsmen. It's almost butchering season. He's pretty close to the city where Tad, Neigh Ley, and Jamin live.
Throughout that city people walk for what else can they do? Driving, running, jogging, chatting, tick, heaving, drafting, thinking, ping, sleeping notches on the gear of a machine more smoothly oiled than any human invention had been because it’s eternal, complete, and the gloss of its’ sheen is light covering the cracks, empty gaps, in space where no matter has been.
On the very corner where Jamin’s house lingers is a singer screeching in off-key chords that clash. He gurgles words and gargles phlegm between bars. The parents of Jamin (Poty and Arha) say he’s a flimflam man but the cops who arrested him did so on accusations of insanity. In the sort of Singlepiece dress Pressers give he had shat and now sat w/orange-brown stains decorating his pantlegs, begging for cleaning. It’d take seconds for the Ward’s room-filling Presser to re-cover him in a new jute/nylon/hemp blend but instead he tears at his clothes, alternating between trying to strip and a forgetful warble. He has an audience of one. A young man who listens like the lyrics make sense and were made for him. Not by the madman in front but by some architect whose meaning shines through more than any smoke-wreathed fire could. A hairline fracture in Jamin’s composure is made by his Fuzzbuzz going off. He turns to leave -turns back -takes a step backwards -is turning around -looks backwards and w/a smile sardonic beneath defeated eyes he flees a public disturber hauled away in silence.
Neigh Ley shines his Crawler’s light on Jamin to get his attention.
“Who’s racing?” is Tad’s introduction.
Jamin watches as they hop between the skyscrapers framing his view, carried on legs like Dr.Octopus’s arms. ’cept they’re rusty, have holes here’n there, need some wires patched back in, and lock up w/out explanation. Neigh Ley’s driving and Tad’s riding. Jamin answers, “some Unifiers” w/none of the nerve his voice should have. He’s staring past the vehicle in front of him.
Neigh Ley (NL): What the fuck are they about?
Jamin (J): Arresting a Ward escapee.
NL: Just hide your Fuzzbuzz next time, pause it. They’re more scramble baited when we run.
Tad (T): We’re going to where the primitives live!
J: Why?
NL: See if we can get one to come back here.
T: Have a good time!
NL: Make a new friend!
T: See the crazy shit he does!
The boys on their Crawler are looking more at each other than Jamin. He was never watching them anyhow. He has been looking at what’s past the opaque Crawler.
Just that night our monkey shepherd went w/some younger children to the outskirts of their forest to peek at the place where the sun never leaves. His companions scream and run at the clamorous approach of something shiny and fast. Our monkey shepherd isn’t a coward. He stays to see what comes at him, notices boys his age inside, and is so scared the monster will eat him like it did them he becomes a bowling pin. The bowling ball stops before striking and the boys’ voices coming from it aren’t screams of pain or ghostly howls for help. They excitedly shout some gibberish and our monkey shepherd goes in for a closer look. The boys reach for him w/faces from families he has never met before. Our adventurous monkey shepherd clambers up and is taking a look around when he’s floored by this tame beast’s running. He’s looking back at the flashpoint-small and receding lookout point they’ve left and the concept of panicked flight tempts him. Instead he laughs hysterically. Jamin, Tad, and Neigh Ley are infected. Soon their laughter renders brush crunched under-sucker inaudible. Later they’re in the city.
They slide down an aisle of parked vehicles w/a train of sparks and bridesmaids of shadows and echoes. The front-left leg has a Charlie-horse or something; it’s seized up. Neigh Ley’s still fighting w/some levers when a leg crunches a parked motorcycle. “Fuck” is NL’s summation. He doesn’t need his friends’ urging to convince him to flee the scene. They’re preaching to the choir w/ “scramble!” and “fix it idiot!”.
In a parking complex’s elevator they sit in the crawler. The elevator chimes on the 8th floor and Tad successfully shows “the primitive” (as they’ve nicknamed him) how to help him and Jamin hold up the jammed sucker while Neigh Ley moves the three functioning legs.
Their first night had been planned out as reckless fun: club-hopping, going to Melta’s Hill (where the stars are very visible), putting a fresh coat of spraypaint on the elementary school they used to attend, calling up Vickie and Salrine, introducing The Primitive to firecrackers…instead they were working on Neigh Ley’s 2XE Phoryu. He had some tools for suction pad changes, lubrication, joint rebounding, and emergency containment. Neigh Ley thought the sub-supporting knee coil had popped and fallen ‘tween mech-muscles. The flashlight they had didn’t help; the leg would need taken apart to see if Neigh Ley was right. He messaged his house from the Controller’s console to explain their situation and get a Tower. Atleast while they waited it could be decided who would let The Primitive stay over first and in what order they’d rotate. He was having all kinds of fun w/the flashlight until Neigh Ley took it, saying not to waste the battery.
Tad had The Primitive convinced he should let his Retaster attach itself to his forearm by the time the Tower’s lights shined through the elevator grate.
J: You’ll have his appetite worked up for nothing. He’ll be starving by the time he’s back at your place.
T: Aw, he’s been hungry before. It’ll give him an idea what he wants to eat when he comes over. We can’t have fun w/him just talking yet. Gotta occupy him somehow. Don’t want him thinking it’s more boring out here than in the wilds.
Jamin offered The Primitive his cigarette but he solemnly refused and J didn’t insist. The city-boys didn’t know where he was raised smoke was only inhaled w/a holyman presiding and these boys were too young to’ve learned their medicine.
On the ride to his house Neigh Ley slept, The Primitive kept tapping the “next” button to taste a different flavor Tad had recorded, and Jamin watched the blur of buildings.
Neigh Ley paid the Tower his three Zirconias, Tad got their new buddy to come w/him and Jamin walked home alone. A distance obscured face was laying its’ melody on him and when he was close enough to smell dried urine from a new Singlepiece he knew who sung. He saw the face of a former teacher. But the re-freed man’s discordant concert wasn’t addressing Jabin as it had before.
Before going to sleep Asher (Tad’s family didn’t care for “The Primitive” moniker) had a piece of Granma’s Sweetmeat pie, oven-hot. When Asher comprehended that Tad was asking him what flavor he liked the most it had been his selection. Tad’s dad, who actually knew a few words of French, sufficiently explained Asher could stay w/them three days, he’d be provided food and a place to sleep, and could go home whenever he wanted. Didn’t want the boy feeling kidnapped.
Tad and his guest stayed up ‘til dawn broke, playing games. The games Tad played were controlled through voice modulation and Asher, not knowing the language they were made for, got wild results when he tried. Though he kept dying, insulting a potential ball date, or farting on a friendly character he was having fun and so was Tad. They snacked on Segmen’s Tart Recipe berries and Tad laughed as the cutouts Asher controlled slid around the room spastically. Tad was in for a surprise too because a movie didn’t astound Asher. He’d seen one somewhere before; a visitor must’ve brought a camera. Asher‘s requests reinforced Tad‘s conclusion.
Tad started nodding off and Asher woke him. They went up to Tad’s room where a spare bed had been prepared on the opposite wall. Asher felt so excited he thought he wouldn’t be able to sleep but his awareness faded rapidly. Fortunate for him because Tad snored something horrible.
Past noon the gang of four were reassembled and had decided where they’d take Asher first. Tad’s proposal of Chik-Chik Gore aroused the most approval. The next district over had a cool mall they’d initially wanted to visit but w/Neigh Ley’s Crawler undergoing a repair of blooming complexity a walker-convenient location was necessary.
Chik-Chik Gore used to be more underground. Beast battlin’s a movement initiated between history-anonymous hobbyists in basements and parking lots. Gamblers, ever sniffing for a fix, found out the contests and bookies, trailing their hosts, began transforming friendly competition into a business. Chik-Chik Gore’s owner, Dubas, claims they were the first club in the city to exhibit contests between engineers’ creations but that’s contended. When Jabin found the place and his friends gained interest they felt sleek, in an expedition of the minority to lands more amazing. Then some tv-exec caught on to the aggrandizing money pot and the first beast battlin’ show on the net netted millions of viewers. Advertisers tricked-out the club, contributions accepted by the agreeable sell-out Dubas, and now it shone w/neon, 2d holograms painted its’ walls w/short animated ads or 2-3 ads in one space. The place irritated Tad on approach. It was a sensation of nettles in his clothes: prickling as an arm bent or leg lifted. The boys still gained some feeling of counterculture because Chik-Chik Gore had gained a bouncer that charged an entrance fee to the heroes who braved its’ hours-long line. D. Rail (whose real first initial was D though he’d never admit to the name indicated) let the boys in through a side door. He was a friend from when the pits weren’t viewed by strangers in their homes, back when you atleast knew everyone else’s face (exempting newcomers).
There was a beam Neigh Ley lifted the other boys up to reach and then jumped to himself. They balanced on the beam, grabbing each other if tottering and the one nearest the wall studying them all w/it. They had a better view than everyone except engineers, cameradrones, the front row of the crowd, and golden circle tv viewers. Neigh Ley couldn’t express it but the spectacle had become blasé to him. Yet Asher’s enthusiasm renewed his enjoyment.
After the third fight -in which a buzzsaw trap caught blue team’s Minicabra, was intermission. The boys hopped down from the beam and left the way they’d came: ahead of the crowd.
The sunshine was a blight on them as they exited and smoke pillars in many colors wavered from trash fires threatening to raise their lungs an Exposure Level. In this neighborhood most houses didn’t come w/trash refiners.
“Hey Asher, see anywhere you wanna go?” Tad asked encouragingly as the boys slowly meandered across the Heavenview. Asher didn’t seem to hear; Tad kept trying to get his attention; attentive to the question Asher answered w/a “no” already having picked up this thrown-around word. The boys were a bit impressed. Tad disappointed. “You don’t want to go anywhere Asher?” was formed w/concerned teeth and voice-box. Asher slapped his palm against his chest “no Asher, yes Blaise”. So that’s his real name. After the boys had tested out this new sound-identifier they found Blaise had another initiative, a visit to the clothing store which showed its’ wares w/an unwalled side facing the Heavenview. Blaise and Tad ran on inside Cutter’s Covers while Jabin loitered near the entrance. Jabin took out a pinch of chewing tobacco and mulled over it thoughtlessly.
“What’re you curs doing out here?” intruded the voice of Jacker Qui, stepping down the steps his Rhino came w/standard. “Hey Qui” acknowledged Neigh Ley timidly. “Still in your cousin’s old Phoryu?” insulted Qui. Jabin had turned to see Jacker Qui and waited for greater-than-usual intervals before spitting. While talking, Jacker Qui threw his arms over Neigh Ley’s shoulder, leaned in, stood straight while lifting NL from a stooped posture, let go, slapped his chest, and in a multitude of ways kept moving his feet, touching, and alternating the decibels of his speech drastically. “I’m fucking around man, better any crawler than none.” Neigh Ley opened his mouth and pointedly looked to the side in a “well…” expression that’d lead into him saying something if Qui had noticed. “You know I’ve been looking to sell my Rhino to pre-order one of those Esty-Ds coming out. Would you be interested? I know some guys who deal in 2XE parts; w/the trade-in we could work out a price you can afford. What do you think, eh?” Now Qui was listening. “I’m comfortable w/what I’ve Qui but I appreciate the offer.” “Why so fucking formal? We’re friends here, right? How does 300 zirconia’s sound?” Neigh Ley didn’t dare speak but shook his head. “You fucking bitch. Fine then. Maybe you’ll change your mind. Or I’ll find another buyer. I’m asking around.” Qui inhaled a pill through his nose that was so small Jabin and NL couldn’t see it between his thumb and forefinger. Jabin risked, “phosphuasca burns holes in your skull-” “why the fuck you telling me! I don’t use it.” Jabin kept chewing. Jacker Qui’s face went from furious to a suggestive smile. “Do you want some though?” Nobody said anything diverting Qui’s attention so Jabin’s hope gave out and he replied, “no” in a voice you’d lose to the crowd if you didn’t know him.
JQ: “Where’s Tad?”
NL: “He went shopping w/Blaise”.
Blaise had left Cutter’s Covers and went through the left door to enter Bodypaints. The door-covers were effective enough in showing what the stores on the other side dealt in that he’d soon moved far from Pittle Heavenview, “the Heavenview” Jabin, Jacker Qui, and Neigh Ley killed time at.
JQ: Who the fuck is Blaze?
NL: Blaise is this primitive we picked up-
JQ: You’re a fucking kidnapper!
NL: We didn’t kidnap him; we invited him on, he came on, and-
JQ: He hopped on and you took off. A primitive doesn’t know what the fuck a crawler is. Did you ask his parents or try to tell someone else where he’d be?
NL: Yeah, his whole familiy knows and they’re cool w/it.
JQ: Yeah?
NL: Yeah.
Jabin was tempted to tell the truth but who knows what’d happen then. Neigh Ley was feeling guilty and thinking he should return Blaise to his very hut once Tad returned w/him.
JQ: Where is this Blaze? I’d like to meet the kid.
Business associates who’re two years older than Qui are among the people he’ll refer to as ‘kid’.
NL: Tad and him are shopping.
JQ: Fags’re probably eloping. That reminds me: I’ve a gift for him. Donkey pills for only 2 Zirconia each.
NL: What’s he want one of them for?
JQ: Haven’t you heard -I thought you were his friend- he has a date w/Gijella. One of these motherfuckers’ll let him pound that pussy like a jackhammer.
Jacker Qui finished pumping his fist. Jabin and Neigh Ley nodded when he looked at them. Maybe because he had spit out the last of his chew-wad Jabin said, “the Donkey pills aren’t a gift if he’d have to give you 2 zirconia for each.” Qui watches Jabin questioningly. “That’s right I’m a motherfucking thief. I steal from my friends. Give me your z-pouch then.” Jabin doesn’t laugh but he waits for the joke to end. Jacker Qui pulls a knife and at its’ insistence Jabin reaches for his z-pouch. Qui puts up his hands and laughs hysterically. “I’m just messing w/you man; don’t be so serious. Aw, man, you guys are funny. We should hang out more.” NL was going to ask what Qui had come to the Heavenview for but he heard the electronic buzz of an internal earpiece. When Jacker Qui was done listening to the message he said goodbye, mounted his crawler, and bounded onto the roof of Cutter’s Covers.
Since Jabin was relaxing w/a second wad of chew Neigh Ley used his headset to find out where Tad was and what they were up to. Blaise had led Tad through enough stores that they had almost come out into the next heavenview, Ithvay’s Heavenview, the one nobody goes to. Neigh Ley told him he and Jabin would meet them on Westfire street, outside A Better World, which’s the store between Ithvay’s Heavenview and Westfire street. When they assembled they caught up on what’d happen. Blaise was carrying a bag in which was a Gutgrinder, a cheaper beast more suitable for petting than professional battlin. Blaise had become so excited over it Tad bought it for him as a souvenir. While they were talking Blaise ran to another building across the street and entered it, not looking back, used to Tad loading next to him. Neigh Ley noticed and the other boys blanched at the building he’d enter, rushing behind NL (after a momentary hesitance) to catch their friend.
Blaise was befuddled by a door that beeped at him but would not open. Beyond it were terminals w/wall-filling monitors that folks sat at to watch other people. Blaise had turned around to leave when Neigh Ley rushed in, grabbed him, and split a duty between dragging and carrying w/Tad+Jabin to get Blaise out. Tad looked around to make sure Unifiers weren’t coming; Neigh Ley ran into a store-unit that’d had its’ fire damage repaired but no new leasers. Once Jabin pulled Blaise behind him they were all inside. Blaise shook off Jabin’s hand; he was too old for that. Tad was staring wide-eyed at Blaise to make sure he kept meeting his eyes, speaking slowly and w/forced emphasis to explain (gestures and insta-print pictures aiding) that buildings w/the symbol of an eye of Horus were not to be entered. NL was exploring the building for lost goods, other occupants, sections about to collapse, escape routes, or anything else of interest. Blaise’s replies showed enough comprehension of the language that Jabin said, “there’re Leaders, Voters, Watchers, and Justicemen. We (he swept his hand in a polygon, pausing at himself and the other two) are voters. The building you went in is for Watchers. If we were caught the Unifiers might think we’re trying to watch someone and then we’d lose our voteseals and be nothing.” His concern was actually excessive. They hadn’t even entered the building proper; there’s no penalty for walking up to the entrance. Had they broken in there’d atleast be a fine depending on circumstance. Their punishment would only be severe if they were Leaders. When a Watcher reports a leader has tried to spy on opposition (the presumed motivation for forced entry) his life’s put to the Voters and when voted against Justicemen detonate his implants. Each tier of Leader requires a new implant so their detonation becomes increasingly severe in effect from a loss of citizenship to paralysis/lobotomy to death.
They wandered from that condemnable building dazed/drowsy as lightning-struck Blue Footed Boobies. That’s when Jabin suggested, his mind brought to politics, they visit the forum where a new tax levy was being debated for voters on Tad and Jabin’s block. W/out understanding NL said sure but first they had to get Blaise home. After his panicked friends became so emphasized in their speech to him, pronouncing each word w/leaden tongues, he said he was ready to go home. No one uttered a polite, “we’ll visit”. Blaise said they didn’t need to walk w/him into the forest, Neigh Ley insisted they would but soon his will was worn away, they’d already walked far to reach the forest, too addle-brained to ask a parent for a ride, and turned saying goodbye. Blaise decompressed the packaging of his Gutgrinder on the way home. He left the box on the forest floor, his first bit of littering.
Neigh Ley’s tired legs filled him w/want for transport and he called a Taxi for himself and his friends. He was dropped off at the shop working on his Crawler (they were open 24/7). NL had paid for it to take them the rest of the way to their block’s forum so Tad rode and walked, still senseless, following Jabin to where the debaters roared.
The room was small but shaped to amplify the banter of those opposed men getting their faces red and spitting at each other w/every inflector in the center. Speakers helped sitters furthest from the action hear. This sport supported audience participation. Boos, hisses, middle fingers, cheering, clapping, whistling at the best insults, and obscenities screamed so roughly their syllables muddling into unintelligible babble peppered the main attraction. Watching the scene through a camera’s playback at the right frame-speed you’d notice stances flow through the audience: the left section sitting down as the right stands up, viewers in front throwing their hands in the air before v-formations behind them respond w/hands likewise held aloft. The assembly was a single body, writhing in frustration at a grievous internal conflict. Jabin and Tad seated themselves w/other youths. The closest they could get together was on either side of a stranger who they’d have to speak over. They’d come late; the coals had burned white-hot long before they’d passed the door and now embers settled, sputtering, coughing out final heat like a death rattle. Yet fire remained in the speaker.
“…as well invade the forests and take the primitives land! We don’t need the militia mobilized anymore. Zure’s armies have been routed to a man! The guerrilla forces, spies, and subversives my opponent swears are among us -so many they could be a voting demographic {chuckles versus glares in the audience}- hide well enough to be invisible. If we can’t find evidence such enemies even exist why should we fund troops to fight against them? Who can search out and find phantoms? I’ll tell you what our militamen will find: innocent citizens. They’ll have to bring in husbands, wives, children, and the elderly under false charges to maintain this charade. I say those against our armies disassembly are liars! Fearmongers! He says {pointing at the other man, arm held out like a drawn machete} the price is worth peace of mind. Huh. Here’s a piece of my mind: the militia shouldn‘t be on the march or garrisoned anymore. There’re reports of our soldiers in Osnam territory. Will they provoke a war just to have a purpose? If we pay them today when and how can we ever bring an end to the practice? My opponent proposes an extension of the Call to Assembly. There already has been one extension and no invasion of our lands took place during it. This new extension is longer than the last! That’s how it’ll happen: 1 year longer, 2 years longer, a decade, two, and finally someone will say what’s been on the militia-general’s mind all along, ’why don’t we have the military assembled permanently?’. A soldier who is not killing our enemies is a parasite and when we have no challengers new enemies will be made to make military funding pertinent. My opponent claims we’re showing compassion for those who’ve saved us from Zure. But how can our character persevere if we become an imperial power like those invaders we drove out? A permanent military (for that’s where this is heading) is no favor to the militiamen. They want to go home to the families they’ve fought for. A militiaman wants to come home to his children laughing, parents approval, and wife’s cooking just as much as the next man. I’ve talked w/militiamen; I have family who are militiamen; they want an end to their deployment. A man doesn’t risk his life for a paycheck. He risks it so something he loves may live. {His speech slows, sincere sadness creeps into his face}. If these men are made to be an auxiliary to the Justicemen then they break our law; hatred’s all they’ll have to give. If the militia goes past our borders then General Whijef has overcome Zure to take his position.”
What the Militia Disbandment Speaker intended as a poignant closure w/silent after-moments during which the quieting audience would mull over his words was instead the signal for the Stay Standing Speaker to fire off.
“My opponent paints the world in black and white simplicity. But that is not the place we live. This world is complicated, even convoluted at times, and it takes careful consideration to understand anything. He’d have you choose between a permanent imperial/unifier militia or a return to normalcy but those aren’t the only options. Those aren’t the options at all. I don’t want our nation to always have an army at the ready. I don’t doubt our strength when assembled or the fear we’ve placed in outlying nations hearts is enough. He burns a strawman. It isn’t only the need to root out hidden agents that gives our militiamen purpose but the final destruction of Zure’s forces. They’ve fled us into neighboring countries seeking sanctuary w/those we thought allies. We’ve already sacrificed much in men and material to keep Zure from his genocidal claim to our land and what we’ve lost will be for naught if Zure’s men reassemble and return to conquer us. Where they have gone we must follow; the conflict between us must be finished. What he says {indicating Militia Disbandment Speaker} contains truth; we’re not fighting off invaders any more. But ignoring soldiers who want to attack us yet haven’t because they were dispersed at the war’s end isn’t a state we can continue. Eyes sewn shut, lips stuck w/glue, and fingers in the hollows of our ears we can sit in darkness, mute and deaf to the boot steps gathering at our doors and then we’ll be at war in our homes, on the enemy’s terms again. When we finish the last vestiges of Zure’s forces, leaving no three men to plot together, then our militia won’t be necessary. Those who say we shouldn’t have to give our zirconias unless there has been a battle in the last month should look further than their personal accounts. Then they’d see excursions beyond our borders are the only safeguard against a ransacking of our personal belongings. ‘Give some now and you’ll save a lot. W/hold what you can give now and you’ll lose whatever you bought.’ I also am very sorry to hear my opponent’s comment about General Whijef and ask him to retract it from our debate’s Final Record as I’ll retract this reference.”
It seemed to Jabin the room shook from the uproar. People were firecrackers whose fuse-spark had reached powder. Because the crowd was mingled (a woman screaming that the statement should be retracted jumped next to a man barking his hate at the request) no one could tell what the majority wanted other than to be loud.
Tad had to use Jabin’s receiver line to be heard.
T: I have a date w/Gijella tomorrow. I’m gonna leave, get an early sleep. I’ll see you later.
J:...
T: Jabin?
J: You decided who you’ll vote for?
T: No, I wasn’t really listening. Here {puts his seal in Jabin’s palm} you cast my vote on this one.
J: Alright, I’ll see you man. Bye.
Tad headed out. He’ll wake earlier than usual to fuss about his clothes, hairstyle, smell, and how to get the waiter to give him the check w/out her knowing. (Gijella insisted on paying for her food; Tad preferred he cover the cost). Neigh Ley is riding his repaired Crawler home. Jabin’s still at the debate.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

30 Day Song Game Singularity

day 01 - your favorite song

Don't have one but here're two songs that were stuck in my head for awhile which I couldn't identify

Glen Phillips - The Hole


Morgan Geist - City of Smoke and Flame


day 02 - your least favorite song

Stuff like this




day 03 - a song that makes you happy

The Clash - Rock the Casbah





day 04 - a song that makes you sad

Don McLean - Vincent




day 05 - a song that reminds you of someone

The Beatles - I Want You/She's so Heavy





day 06 - a song that reminds you of somewhere

Hit the Road Jack (Loose Cannons Remix) - Ray Charles





day 07 - a song that reminds you of a certain event

Radiohead - We Suck Young Blood





day 08 - a song that you know all the words to

The Mountain Goats - No Children





day 09 - a song that you can dance to

Cupid - Cupid Shuffle




day 10 - a song that makes you fall asleep

Nothing. If I like it I'll stay up and listen if I don't it'll annoy me awake. This song has helped me stay up before

Elbow - The Bones of You





day 11 - a song from your favorite band

Don't have a favorite band. I was really into The Mars Volta because of stuff like this
The Mars Volta - Cicatriz ESP




day 12 - a song from a band you hate

Glee - Fuck You (originally by Cee Lo Green)





day 13 - a song that is a guilty pleasure

Kei$ha - Amnesia





day 14 - a song that no one would expect you to love

The Veronicas - Untouched



day 15 - a song that describes you

King Missile - Sensitive Artist




day 16 - a song that you used to love but now hate

Michael Jackson - Remember the Time




day 17 - a song that you hear often on the radio

I don't listen to the radio. When I did I was exposed to this odious song so much I'm certified to withstand torture up to nipple electrocution.





day 18 - a song that you wish you heard on the radio

Animals as Leaders - Song of Solomon




day 19 - a song from your favorite album

One of my favorite albums, Rezia's Shadow, is a musical entirely composed of good tracks which warrants more attention

Forgive Durden - Life is Looking Up





day 20 - a song that you listen to when you’re angry

All kinds. Here's what'll help you settle down.

Jimmy Eat World - Disintegration




day 21 - a song that you listen to when you’re happy

Diablo Swing Orchestra - Tap Dancer's Dilemma





day 22 - a song that you listen to when you’re sad

Ville Valo - kun minä kotoani läksin





day 23 - a song that you want to play at your wedding

The Spinners - Could it be I'm Falling in Love





day 24 - a song that you want to play at your funeral

Rachmaninov- Prelude in C Sharp Minor





day 25 - a song that makes you laugh

Bo Burnham - I'm Bo Yo





day 26 - a song that you can play on an instrument

Twinkle, twinkle little star.



day 27 - a song that you wish you could play

Dream Theater - The Dance of Eternity





day 28 - a song that makes you feel guilty

Why would a song make you feel guilty?



day 29 - a song from your childhood

Pink Floyd - Goodbye Blue Sky





day 30 - your favorite song at this time last year

Probably something by Villagers like

Villagers - Becoming a Jackal

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Type-ical

Rakeem wouldn't pass the 40 just yet. He held it back from kim, changed his mind, and told her to open her mouth. Its' tilted contents trickled out between the slim gap stretched across her teeth. Eereeno watched on and knew Rakeem was making moves, trying to get Kim under his arm. Jake got through telling some joke and Mary, Ben, and Christine laughed it up with him. Kim snatched at the bottle to take it from Rakeem and they fought just enough to spill some on the couch. No worries, it'd be out on the curb tomorrow. Content he had talked enough, Jake lit a cigarette and leaned forward in his chair. He wore a white wife beater, baggy tan pants, blond hair hung low enough to cover his pale blue eyes and his golden chain sparkled through the ashen wisps. Ben texted back to his mystery friend. Christine tried to see who it was again and failed but got on Ben enough that in leaning away the cell slipped from his thick fingers and scattered across the floor. Jake considered grabbing it but just leaned back to clear room and inhaled. He was trying to quit but with friends he felt like relaxing. Eereeno grabbed the cell and held it above Ben, too squat to reach. He pretended to read it as he held it up in the air.
"Ooo! Cheating on Becky-Ray? Now I have a chance at her."
Eereeno mock-smoothed his sleeveless vest's bottom. With a pink tie he tucked under its' diamonds-and-lines pattern he already looked sharp. Ben thought this was his chance to get his phone back but his reactions were too slow. Christine peeked over his shoulder and told Eereeno to show it to her. He feigned giving it over but let Ben take it back.
"Sorry he was too fast for me."
"C'mon Ben what's it say?"
Before he could give a non-answer his phone trilled with a new text. He went outside to answer it and Christine wasn't feeling snoopy enough to follow. Jake looked over and saw Kim sitting in Rakeem's lap. They were already making out.
"Hey Eereeno, where's an ash tray."
Eereeno got one for Jake. Then Jake started telling him a story...

So I was down at the store buying groceries. I try to outwait my roomates but I always get hungry before them. They eat atleast as much as I do of what I buy but whatever. So I'm standing in line and some kid holds up the cash register in front of me. When I say kid...you heading out"
Rakeem had come over and was standing by, waiting for Jake to finish or acknowledge him.
"We're heading out. Catch you later."
They said their goodbyes and Jake got back to his story.
Anyway I told you the place was getting robbed by a kid right? But I don't mean 'kid' like our age or some freshman. He didn't even look like his balls had dropped. I couldn't believe that shit. They called the cops but I rolled out of there before they showed up. The manager was trying to get everyone's attention so they'd say what they saw but I was like 'nope' and dipped. Imagine trying to explain that to a cop.

Ben returned to Mary explaining why she carried her piece.
"...when someone's going to try to rob me or worse. You guys might think you can handle yourselves but there's always a bigger guy."
"No I'm not saying I don't need it 'cause I'm a guy I mean like: I don't need that in my life. I don't want to kill"
"I don't want to kill anyone either but that doesn't stop someone from trying to kill me."
"Yeah, yeah I get what you're saying."
Mary put her pistol away as Jake nodded.
Ben plopped back down on the couch Rakeem and Kim had vacated. Eereeno looked back at him from their pair of chairs and the loveseat.
"What'd she want."
"Pshh." Ben just shook his head.
Mary started suggesting movies they should watch and after much deliberation they settled on one of the movies Rakeem's friend had bought in Thailand. The only English on its' label was, "Michael Bay".

Ben fell asleep during the movie. Christine crawled over and turned on his cell. The white light cast dramatic shadows from her pronounced cheekbones. It made her pale skin look luminescently white. After unlocking, with rapid and precise presses, she brought up Ben's text log. The latest message read:

From: Devilbitch
sry u feel that way. I still care about you.
CB#: Devilbitch
Received: Sun Sep 15, 1:42 am

They were all from Becky-Ray. The previous messages read:

From: Devilbitch
u made me cry. u know thats not true.
CB#: Devilbitch
Received: Sat Sep 14,9:42 am

From: Devilbitch
uac is the opposite coast. your a great guy and if we meet again youll still b my friend.
CB#: Devilbitch
Received: Sat Sep 14, 9:27 am

From: Devilbitch
I feel really shitty about this but you wont pickup. Is this how you want to do this?
CB#: Devilbitch
Received: Sat Sep 14, 8:26 am

From: Devilbitch
b better if we talked. call me when ur off work.
CB#: Devilbitch
Received: Sat Sep 14, 7:39 am

Jake awoke to the doors downstairs being kicked in. He waked up Eereeno and they went downstairs. Ben and Mary awoke to gunshots. Ben had just enough courage, creeping down the steps with Mary's gun, to overhear
"12000 Government Center Pkwy. Dispatch you said 12009! Send an ambulance to this address. We can't stay here."

Rakeem and Kim's mood went from very elevated in the morning to very low. They visited Eereeno in intensive care. Ben got an uncle's suite for Jake's funeral. Christine read the eulogy. The house and their friendship remained standing.

Monday, July 5, 2010

Imagine this Scene

Night taps on the pub's glass with weedy wooden fingers.
Fireflies and bestial eyes star the dark.
Never does the tender bar wood finish drying before a new sloshing inundates it.
Drunks have kids to come home to but they don't want to come home.
Wifes are waiting by the door.
Blame will be laid more than he so the drunk stays and chuckles.
Mates make the most mundane setting fun. When the next pitcher's done the old jokes will be new.
He hates his work but it's the only way he knows to make a living: with his hands, large and calloused. A man's hands.
He falls off his barstool and barfs.
He thinks over his failures, the people who've used him, stolen, whom he hasn't come back on.
He misses his father, mother, brothers, and sisters.
The owner, an old friend, calls the drunk's home.
He thinks on his debts. Everyone says he owes them. From bookies to creditors.
When he hits it big, he'll be set.
You have to hope for something.
His wife comes in, they carry him out, it's time to ride home.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Born with Crack Spoons in their Mouths

Illy ran as fast as he could to where Rad said to meet him. Underneath the Dearson’s pass overhang there was a dead body! Rad was ready with two long sticks when Illy got there and they commenced poking the body. Its’ flesh moved turgidly, as if there were a time delay between impact, contact, and motion. Annoyed flies scattered from its’ open, bloody wounds along with the increasingly thick stank.
Rad coughed and covered his mouth with his shirt.
“That’s rank!”
Illy nodded and changed the subject.
“We should try to find out whodunit!”
The boys dropped their sticks beside the corpse and ran to Illy’s home for a magnifying glass. They almost bumped into Tracey so she bitched at them,
“watch it you little shits!” in passing. Illy collected his magnifying glass, bubble pipe, and placed his toy hardhat on Rad’s head. They sprinted back out to the stiff. Tracey was at work on the corner she’d had employ since her period.
They looked all around the body but found nothing. There were broken bottles, spent cigarettes, junkfood bags roaches and ants collected crumbs from, rocks and shells. With a heave and a ho they turned the body over.
“Eww there’s something on my hands!”
Rad wiped his palms on Illy’s shirt and they engaged in a slap fight. Once the giggling settled down they returned to work. The dead man clutched flowers to his stomach.
“To Marie’s Potpourri!” announced Illy.
The boys raced each other to Marie’s Potpourri, the local flower shop.
“Hey Marie!”
“MARIEEEE!”
The boys called to the woman at the counter, an arms-length away.
“What is it boys?”
“You see a guy come in and buy some flowers?”

“Well, did you -huh!?”
“Are you boys looking for someone?”
“No we found someone ou-” Rad covered Illy’s mouth “that’s official investigator’s business ma’m. We just need you to answer the question”.
“Yes a guy came into my flower store and bought flowers.”
”I knew it! I knew it!” Rad was jumping up and down.
“Did he have any enemies?” Illy probed.
“Illy, I was just kidding. I sell flowers to gentlemen all the time; I don’t know who you boys are talking about. Now will you please go play, you’re holding up the line.”
The best friends forever turned to see three customers had patiently and silently qued behind them. They ran out of the store.
“Hey waitaminute!”
“You forget something?”-Illy
“You keep an eye on anyone coming out of here, they might be in on it. I’ll check our victim’s pockets.”
Rad ran back to the John Doe he’d found when stone-skipping. There was a wallet, chapstick, pocket knife, and ring in his pockets. Rad checked those cold clammy hands and found no ring on them.
Screech!
A black van nearly hit him turning the corner by the flower shop. Tracey ran over.
“Rad! That van just took Illy!”
Rad turned around and ran after it. His lungs burned, his clothes clung to him from sweat, his feet slapped the ground and he took the hat off because it was giving him a headache. The van pulled into the alley by Entenberry and Rad caught his breath on a wall.
A large-framed nerdy-looking man opened the back of his van.
“WHAT’D YA PUT ME IN THERE FOR?! I WANTED TO RIDE UP FRONT! YA AIN’T TOLD ME ANY ANSWERS WHAT’S, what is pertinent to my investigation!”
“I will kid, I will. Just quiet down. I can only tell you inside where it’s safe.”
“Nah, screws to you. You don’t know nothin. Get –HANDS OFF ME! I SAID-” the head of an axe passed through the man’s foot and lodged into the ground with some sparks.
“Rad!”
“Let’s go buddy!”
The man hobbled after them, screaming incoherently as he stumbled on a bright gushing stump. His red face went white as he leaned on his van for support, downcast.
“Hey you!” Illy addressed a corner-boy. “There’s someone after us! You gotta help!”
“Psh. I don’t have time to play right now: I’m on the clock.”
“Ya gotta help us!”
“Who would be after you?”
“Some jerk who told me he’d help with the investigation if I got in his van.”
The boss of that corner told his fellow teen to tell those kids to leave. The teen was pushing them back towards the alley when he saw the man laying down by his van, a trail of dark seeped into the gravel leading back to the axe and his toes.
“Shit!” The teen turned back to his boss. “We got a problem we have to clean up!”
“What the fuck you talking about?”
“Some guy’s bleeding out right dere.”
The boss took a look.
“Alright, I’ll take him to the graveyard. You watch the corner.”
The boss drove away with an axe, the foot-filled front of a shoe, and a man gaining his second wind in the back of a stolen van.
“Where’re you taking me?” asked Rad.
“We should celebrate solving the mystery!”
“How did we solve it?”
“Stupid! That guy you chopped’s obviously the killer.”
“You think so?”
“I know so!”
They went to Chen’s Dollar store and Illy used his allowance to buy some gum for the both of them. It was getting dark and firecrackers were already going off so they both went home.

Monday, January 11, 2010

A Lesson for Children

Too close to me and you,
lived some people in a commune,
they liked a crazy man,
who wrote out his plan,
about the future,
he was sure,
thought he knew,
what we'd go through,
to end the war,
between haves and have-nots,
to have peace once more,
but peace can't be bought,
by faulty economic schemes,
or high-falutin' dreams,
of an imaginary world,
so before our story's told,
know sweet children,
however frilled the house you live in,
or pitiable your pit,
we all have some things,
and have-not some things,
the categories in this story,
have and have-not,
are imaginary,
it's fine to imagine alot,
but don't ignore reality,
for airy imaginings.

In the commune,
people were farmers,
harvest came soon,
later followed by winter,
season by season,
the workdays went unseasoned,
no celebrations,
split holiday and workday,
every hour "brothers" worked hard,
planting flour across acres,
yard by yard.
Once a month,
the commune met,
to make some rules,
to prepare and set,
any changes:
in who got what tools,
what would be bought from outside,
apportionments of gruel,
and John Lame Mule (full of pride),
considered it cruel,
he was on Elder's bad side,
so he got the least gruel.

At one of the monthly meetings,
John LM made a speech,
he said they had have-nots,
but brotherhood waited in reach,
some men had wives and daughters,
but some brethren were lonely bachelors,
so John LM proposed,
smiling 'round his hooked nose,
the married brothers share,
their wives or daughters fair,
with single brothers who found,
them fine in or out of gowns,
"if they need bound",
John LM said,
"bop them upside the head,
then every brother is wed,
with every sister here,
and our Karl's wise utopia,
draws more near"
some married men opposed
what John LM proposed
but the majority's prose,
above contention rose,
so in the town hall,
women large and daughters small,
were had by all,
bachelors who with haste,
wanted a taste,
of sharing a marital bed.
Some women left the commune,
some of them left notes,
others left with ropes,
the Elder's wife was shared most,
for a while she was comatose,
then rejecting the noose,
she cooked her own goose,
with a dose,
of mandrake.

All sisters were shared,
but some were like a favorite toy,
passed from boy to boy,
while others were like toys forgotten,
left in wooden boxes rotten,
these nagging old hens,
soon made friends,
sitting in a knitting circle,
they clucked of how a cull,
of the most-lended sisters,
may befit kind Karl's order,
Old Bess McGrueder,
suggested the ladies should,
offer The Others lumber(wood),
for liposuction machines,
their tubes of plastic sheen,
would let the ladies siphon,
the fat "those sirens",
packed in too-slim bras,
many ladies cawed,
"...just asking to be shared
dressing so flirty"
and if they were thin,
they'd be less dirty,
then the means of production,
for feminine seduction,
could be pumped in pairs,
of ladies wanting shared,
where women breathed,
and where women sat,
they'd redistribute fat,
between sips of tea,
ladies talked equality.
Old Ms.Sheeat,
stroking her pussy cat,
said they could not glean,
funds for a machine,
but trust her because she,
had a simpler people's solution,
the spinster's fair resolution,
of feminist equality,
would be applied to bodies,
by nails, fists, knives, and tools,
with these instruments they'd school,
man-hoarding sisters,
in how ladies must pool,
their resources together,
to survive the foul weather,
of the male gaze,
through a judgmental haze,
of machismo's appraisal,
the same-looking feminine,
would sail common to commune women.
That night the least shared women,
tore down the means of production,
of feminine seduction,
from the most shared women,
making the latter's faces,
match the former's feminine graces,
until one sister was as good as another,
and had no favor from a brother.
The little daughter of the Elder,
survived that night a cripple,
but she had not bled.

The Elder heard the people,
when they were his people,
and now the people's revolution,
had passed his resolve,
he found he could not solve,
this world of relative shapes,
he longed for a single equal form,
an end to uneven landscapes,
an end to the rich robbing the poor,
to become wealthier all the more,
he longed for a world without worlds,
thoughts without words,
existence without substance,
distinction without variation,
he asked on and on,
what should be his action?
No more a monthly meeting,
nor brother's kind greeting,
he couldn't consult the commune,
with pacing feet,
he asked the empty air,
until he heard an answer,
(something else was there)
in his quiet house.
This widow heard their voices,
The Elder joined their chorus,
an unseen sounding,
a larger commune's founding,
for the first time,
in a long time,
The Elder's ears chimed,
with long missed sounds,
his wife's teeth and tongue,
through his head did resound,
she and most of the brethren,
missed their flesh,
the clucking hens,
and deflated bachelors,
were doors,
the means of production of life,
and The Elder heard what waited in store,
quite, cold for everyone,
loneliness for evermore,
he heard their demands,
and soberly came to understand,
the brethren had amassed,
and told him their wishes at last:
to be fair,
bros must share,
with the majority of brethren passed.
They commanded the Elder,
to gather the people's paybox,
and take it to The Others,
to buy enough mandrake,
to give the Watersnake Well,
the toxin it'd take,
to poison its' fangs.
The Elder looked strange,
to The Others,
but they gave him his supplies,
done making his buys,
he returned to the people,
neighbors asked where he would go,
when he walked by,
didn't they know?
the commune had a meeting,
so now he must try,
to equate the distribution of the means of production of life,
between the people with bodies,
and the voices without,
he did not doubt,
The Elder was sure,
he did the people more good,
than ever before.
He called the commune to gather,
some asked, "what's the matter",
folks stepped aside for his daughter,
she hobbled up front,
compared to most sisters,
she was a runt,
"To equality comrades!
Let's lift the people's cup
and together sup."
So the whole commune drank,
and their numbers shrank,
in a day,
from many,
to none.

One of The Others
took the land of the brothers
and demolished their buildings
for his new mall's opening.